WALIMATULURUS
KHAIRUL ASWAD & FAUZIAH
Majlis Ijab Kabul
-18/12/2009 (JUMAAT), 830 malam di Kg Paya Kerbau,Kg Awah, Temerloh,PAHANG.
Majlis Persandingan
19/12/2009(SABTU), 11pagi - 5ptg di Kg Paya Kerbau,Kg Awah, Temerloh,PAHANG.
Majlis Menyambut Menantu
-26/12/2009(SABTU), 11pagi -5ptg di Taman Johor Jaya,Johor Bahru,JOHOR
Sesungguhnya kehadiran sahabat2 semua dapat memeriahkan lagi Majlis Perkahwinan kami.
Doakan kebahagian kami agar dapat menempuh perjalanan hidup bersama dengan penuh rasa cinta dan sayang, dan dilimpahi kurnia dan keberkatan Illahi.
Amin.
ومن اياته ان خلق لكم من انفسكم ازواجا لتسكنوا اليها وجعل بينكم مودة ورحمة ان فى ذالك لاءايات لقوم يتفكرون- الروم 21
Sebahagian daripada tanda- tanda kebesaran Allah bahawa ia menjadikan bagi diri kamu pasangan supaya kamu dapat hidup harmoni disampingnya dan Allah menjadikan dengan sebabnya kasih sayang dan rahmat, Sesungguhnya pada demikian itu menjadi tanda bagi kaum yang berfikir..
PRINTABLE MAPS AND CARDS.
Majlis Pihak Lelaki - BERN, JB.
Majlis Pihak Perempuan - G , Temerloh.
P/S: please RSVP your attendance at FACEBOOK event.
P/S/S:minta alamat sahabat2 semua untuk utusan kad jemputan secara rasmi.Boleh post kat FACEBOOK di bahagian event.
NAMA:
ALAMAT SURAT MENYURAT:
P/S/S/S:maaf sekiranya tidak dpt bg kad by-hand, kami akan cuba sedaya upaya supaya kad jemputan di hantar kepada anda.walaubagaimanapun,kehadiran anda amat kami nntikan.
SEKIAN.
TERIMA KASIH
Salam...dah lama agaknyer blog nie tak berupdate....kesian..
Ternyata pengaruh facebook mmg kuat sbb lagik senang nak update berbanding blog...
Semenjak dua menjak ini, terdapat satu trend dalam dunia IM.Rakyat Malaysia kini lebih celik Internet dan bijak menggunakan peluang.
Dulu Internet hanya untuk 'mengorek' info.Tapi skrang internet juga menjadi medan 'mengorek' duit.
Kenalilah antara IM yang top2 dan master dalam bidang masing2.Ternyata Malaysia tidak jauh ketinggalan dan mantap dlm menjalankan bisnes internet.
Ketahui cerita mereka dan bagaimana internet mengubah cara hidup mereka.
Ternyata Malaysia Boleh!
Dapatkan di SINI.
p/s: Selain mengetahui cerita mereka, share2 la kat mmber2 lain.Setiaplaporan download diberi RM0.25.
DONLOD jgn tak DONLOD.
..Life is never easy...without obstacle we never grow up..
Hadapi dengan senyuman...nescaya senyuman yang akan kembali kepadamu..
Kosong dan juga Satu...
1-We might see these as a good steps...
2-the implementation shall remain unknown.
3-Public servant shall work progressively.
4-We just wait, work and see.
more reading: here
13/7 - 20/7/09
1. tgk tranformers 2(giler dah berapa minggu lmbat / Harry porter kompem terlepas lagik nie..aderh)
- ada kater best, ada kate boleh la...but for me overal was AAAA ok!!
2. Kempen Keselamatan anjuran Majlis Keselamatan Negara di Putrajaya..(good demo performance by Cekak hanafi...{applaused})
- ada droid pemusnah bom lagik...patut diorang wat demo camne modus operandi nak musnahkan bom pakai robot tu...kalau tak pon ada sorang pakai suit lengkap pemusnah bom( berat suit tu kalau tak silap 65kg...perghh!)
3. Derma Darah (dah lama tak derma darah tetiba bengkak lak lengan, nurse salah cucuk urat..aiyakkk..taderla usha lama sgt pon nurse tu...tp takper la...dah ckp pasal bengkak pandai lak pujuk letak ais....hmmm)
4 . Keje kat opis cam biasa...maintain.disaat2 menanti overlapping 3 atau4 project sekali gus...a good business we might say...
5. 5 bulan....ok.
Man In The Mirror
Ooh ooh ooh aah
Gotta make a change
For once in my life
It's gonna feel real good
Gonna make a difference
Gonna make it right
As I turned up the collar on
A favorite winter coat
This wind is blowin' my mind
I see the kids in the street
With not enough to eat
Who am I to be blind
Pretending not to see their needs
A summer's disregard
A broken bottle top
And a one man's soul
They follow each other
On the wind ya' know
'Cause they got nowhere to go
That's why I want you to know
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make a change, yey
Na na na, na na na, na na na na oh ho
I've been a victim of
A selfish kinda love
It's time that I realize
There are some with no home
Not a nickel to loan
Could it be really pretending that they're not alone
A willow deeply scarred
Somebody's broken heart
And a washed out dream
(Washed out dream)
They follow the pattern of the wind ya' see
'Cause they got no place to be
That's why I'm starting with me
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make a change
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make that change
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
(Man in the mirror, oh yeah)
I'm asking him to change his ways, yeah
(Change)
No message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make the change
You gotta get it right, while you got the time
'Cause when you close your heart
(You can't close your, your mind)
Then you close your mind
(That man, that man, that man)
(That man, that man, that man)
(With the man in the mirror, oh yeah)
(That man you know, that man you know)
(That man you know, that man you know)
I'm asking him to change his ways
(Change)
No message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself then make that change
(Na na na, na na na, na na na na)
Ooh
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Na na na, na na na, na na na na)
Oh no
Oh no, I'm gonna make a change
It's gonna feel real good
Sure mon
(Change)
Just lift yourself
You know, you got to stop it yourself
(Yeah)
Oh
Make that change
(I gotta make that change today, oh)
(Man in the mirror)
You got to, you got to not let yourself, brother oh
Yeah
You know that
(Make that change)
(I gotta make that make me then make)
You got, you got to move
Sure mon, sure mon
You got to
(Stand up, stand up, stand up)
Make that change
Stand up and lift yourself, now
(Man in the mirror)
Make that change
(Gonna make that change, sure mon)
(Man in the mirror)
You know it, you know it, you know it, you know
(Change)
Make that change
Sorry...bz giler ngn report submission dan site yang tetiba byk dilambakkan kepada ktrg....
nie le berlaku kalau plan dah lama, tp nak execute very the very last minutes.....aiyakk!
Anyway, baru balik dari PAC Terengganu.Penat gak drive walaupon kat kemaman je...Pengalaman yang menarik.Harap2 ada rezeki.
Rest2 je dulu....sambil makan megi kari tumis ngn bawang putih dan bawang merah, dimasak kering....Yummmm!!
Thnx to Bintie sbb tag.Alasannya mudah:
-Bern (supaye die de mende nk update kat blog die)...heheheh..nmpk sgt tak selau update yer....:P
Saya tak suka?
Tekanan yg melampau2....leh naik darah tinggi camnie....
Impian saya?
membina sebuah keluarga bahagia, bersama org yg tersayang.
Haiwan yg saya tak suka?
Cicak-man.
Saya harapkan?
Mendapat gaji yg besar!hahah
Jika boleh putarkan masa?
Nak study leklok....takyah nak bayo loan telekom...mmg amat membebankan...(padan muka)
Saya pada 10 tahun akan datang?
35 tahun?Seorang jutawan.Ada bisnes sendiri bersama isteri, bukak kedai dobi, kedai kek, basuh keter.
Telco services consultant - buat company supply manpower untuk vendor/operator.huhuhu.
Handphone saya adalah sebuah?
Sebuah mesin yg asik selalu rosak!!
Tapi bende yg amat perlu.Kepentingan sama cam mkn nasik!
Saya pernah bercinta sebanyak?
18juta kali.pada org yg sama.huhuhu
Saya suka pada?
Org yg berpikiran positif.
Kawan² saya?
Yg terbaik, sahabat suka duka.dah cam adik beradik.
Pernah dikhianati?
Tidak
Apa yg anda hendak lakukan terhadap org yg mengkhianati anda?
Buat baiklah kamu kepada semua org, jikalau kebaikan kamu itu dibalas jahat, ketahuilah bahawa kebaikanmu itu telah diangkat ke langit.
Senaraikan 6 org utk di tag:
1-saper je bace blog Dunia Jam 10 nie
2-6 org yg rajin wat tag.Sile kan la, jgn segan silu.
Hidup ini indah jika kita rasa ia indah....
Dugaan datang dan juga pergi...kerana kasih sayang-Nya..
Luar nampak tenang, tapi hati siapa yang tahu..
Moga hari2 mendatang menjadi lebih cerah.....bersama-sama.
Bersabarlah.
" Sesungguhnya telah datang kepada kamu seorng Rasul dari kaummu sendiri, berat terasa olehnya penderitaanmu, sangat menginginkan(keimanan dan keselamatan) bagimu, amat belas kasihan lagi penyayang terhadap orang-orang mukmin"
"Jika mereka berpaling(dari keimanan), maka katakanlah;' Cukup Allah bagiku, Tiada Tuhan selain Dia.Hanya kepada-Nya aku bertawakal, dan Dia adalah Tuhan yang memiliki 'Arsy yang Agung"
- at-Taubah:128-129
Cinema Cinema Cinema
Dulu ada slot kat TV 2 kot gunakan tajuk Cinema Cinema Cinema...best gak layan.Review Filem baru dan lama.Dah lama pupus slot tu.mane leh lawan Dunia Jam 10.huhuh
Owhh..mau kasik update skit.Last Month Movie Update:
Jgn Pandang Belakang Congkak.
-crite best untuk melepaskan tensen....antara crite lawak seram yang terbaik setakat ini...walaupon ada lawak2 yang 'lame', tp still leh diterima akal.
-Pa per hal pon Liesa Surihani telah melegakan keseraman dan gelak tawa pada filem ini.Auwmm!!
Star Trek The Movie
-sukar untuk menukar watak Sylar kepada Commander Spock.Tp kalau dah Hollywod nyer lakonan, takyah la nak disangkal kan.
-Overall crite nie mmg best dan menghiburkan.Jln crite pon takder sangkut paut sgt ngn series, so tak la lost kalau tak layan series lama nyer.
-From now on call me, Captain Bern T.Kirk...huhuhu.
Angle and Demon.
-nak katerkan tak best, tak leh gak sbb Tom Hanks belakon.Tp tak segempak The Da Vinci Code.Crite pasal Illuminati anti-gereja dan penyelesaian misteri yang byk memaparkan sejarah Kristianity.Nice story but should be better.
Monster VS Alien
-best!walaopon takleh nak lawan Madagascar(kalau ada movie lagik best dari ni mmg respek la) lawaknya leh tahan.Lawak bangang BOB ngn Dr Cockroaches PhD ada class.FYI , suara untuk Dr Coachroaches nie adalah Hugh Laurie(x kenal? Dr House kenal?House M.D?tak kenal gak?pi mati)
Rase cam ada lagik Movie yang dilayan bulan lepas, tp tak ingt la.Dlm byk2 T4 ngn Night at the Museum gak tak tgk lagik..target lama dah tp tak sempat....Gile sampah.Kalau tak sempat terpaksa la donlod..Argh masa tak mencukupi!!
Bila anda malas...
anda akan mudah rasa mengantuk.
Bila anda malas....
anda akan sentiasa berada diawang2an.
Bila anda malas...
Anda rasa anda org yang paling tak cukup tido kat dunia nie.....
Bila anda malas....
Anda rasa nak balik ke alam study...sbb takyah pi kelas dah ada org signkan attendance.
Bila anda malas..
Anda asik nak dok kat kerusi malas je.
Bila anda malas...
blog anda sentiasa ter"update' dgn post yang sama selama beberapa bulan.
Tapi...
Sampai bila anda mau malas?
Mau malas sampai mati?
atau dah mati pon masih nak malas?
p/s: peringatan untuk diri sendiri sebab dah lama tak update blog.
Selesai sudah persembahan dan demonstrasi Silat di Istana Budaya sempena Pementasan Teater Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa.Thanx to Tapai and his fellow artist to invite us to this memorable event. Suatu kebanggaan dan kepuasan.Walaupon trening hanya 3 hari, Alhamdulillah semua berjalan lancar.Semuanya kerana Dia.Juga kerana keberkatan Guru.
Perasaan gemuruh masih ada setiap kali demonstrasi diadakan, cuma kali ini debarannya agak kencang.Pertama kerana inilah demo pertama kali yg diadakan di tempat yg berprestij, Istana Budaya.Keduanya, inilah kali pertama berdemo setelah bergelar Alumni dan berkerjaya, lebih kurang 2 tahun tidak berdemo.
So, hari Ahad adalah hari melepak sbb lutut dan kaki dah lebam2 dan sengal2 seluruh badan.Almaklumlah baru nak meregangkan otot setelah sekian lama tak bersilat.
NEXT....we coming to you, Sarawak!
Located at The Walk, The Curve.
Nice new environment, and feel like you are having lunch in Europe's Market( even i dunt know how the environment there...huhuh).
The concept are like u are at a market with lot of choices consist of different stalls.
All your food will be made fresh.U will be given a coupon to order food from each stall, and they will stamp the coupon once U ordered from them.No need to pay 1st.Accumulate all the stamps and pay at the counter before U went out from the premise.
Recommended Dishes: "Lunch of the Day - Chicken Breast Grill with marvelously delicious Mash Potato" - superb combination.
Nice concept.
Happy Mother's Day to all mum in the world...
especially to my one and only deary mum, Mama Roy!
And Happy Birthday to U too!!
Love U everyday from the day I was born until I die...
Jamal Malik is one question away from winning 20million rupees.
How did he do it?
A: He cheated
B: He's lucky
C: He's a genius
D: It is written
This movies scored 8.5/10 in IMDB. Win 8/10 from nomination in Academy Awards.
What more to say?
Dah simpan crite nie begitu lama.Hatta sebelum keluar dlm wayang lagik dah ada dlm hard disk.People say, " save the best for the last". Yerp, it was worth it. Tunggu the right moment to enjoy this movie, and last nite was the nite.
Jamal Malik, Salim Malik, Latika.These "three musketeer" are being told in different mode and genre.A story how people would do everything to change their live and for their love.
Jamal, the younger brother, changed his life by entering contest "Kaun Banega Crorepati - Who wants to be a Millionaire".Every questions thrown to him was everything that his life have thought him in his slumdog's life.
Soklan pertama melibatkan pelakon Amitabh Bachan, dan kerana kesungguhan Jamal untuk mendapatkan autograph pelakon ini tidak dapat disangkal sehingga sanggup masuk ke dalam lubang najis. ~wek~!....Kagum2!
Soklan lain- pi tgk sendirik!
Jamal kecik adalah sgt chumel!!
Byk lagik nak diceritakan, tp cukup la setakt ini.Byk sgt spoiler kang kepada sesiapa yang belum tgk lagik.
owh jawapan td. D: it is written.
I'll give 5/5 for my personal Movie Appreciation vote.
p.s:percubaan pertama menggunakan auto-post.(newbie lagik nie)
What happened last week?
14/4/09 - received email notification regarding Project Task Presentation on 17/04/09 at client side.
15/4/09 - Power Lunch with bosses on what to present during the D-day.Complete the slide presentation on the same day.
16/4/09 - Teh Tarik Session with bosses to finalize the slide and other highlighted
issue.
17/4/09 -The D-day.Presentation initially consume 30minutes drag until one hour due to Q&A session running parallel with presentation.
"Grab it, its an opportunity...Just do it...Muka confident, aja2 fighting!" - a great friend of mine told before the presentation started.
"we should take management course instead of engineering"-said my other friends.
"i love prestige, engineering is one, i never regret"-me reply.
Another great new!
Let's hear it loud, my fren!
5% Goverment Tax, 10% Service Charge..?
Apakah ini?
Masih lagik pening memikirkan kenapa Tax di Kenny Rogers berbeza dengan tax di Wendy's.
Makan kat Kenny Rogers mmg syok dan menyihatkan.Tp bende yang membuatkan mkn kat situ tak sehat adalah tax-nya.
Kat Wendy mmg mengenyangkan dan menyelerakan.Sehat? Ntah!
Kenny roger's
[Half-Chicken, BBq, with 3 side dishes and 1 muffin+ beverages](2 person) + 5% government tax+ 10% service tax = RM49.90
Wendy's
[1/2 Pound Burger + fries + beverages + chilli and cheese baked potato](2 persons) + 5%Government+ 0% service charge = Rm37.70
Your Choice??
Our NEW Prime Minister will be taking his Oath today at 10am.
Will we see any major changes in our beloved country democracy system?
Will he brings back the glory his father brought yesterday?
Will he regain back people trust to vote for HIS NEW LINES OF MINISTER?
Will he be a good PM?
Will he use his power to make sure our country in peace and democracy?
We aspect too much from him, but he should know that this is not for his personal gain.This is our country that we talk about.
May PEACE and HARMONY be with us, no matter BN or BA or independence.We are MALAYSIAN!!
RAHMAN Theory for Prime Minister is now completed.( is it a myth? or legacy?)
R-Rahman ( Tunku Abd Rahman Putra Al-Haj)
A-Abd Razak (Tun Abdul Razak bin Haji Dato' Hussein Al-Haj)
H-Hussein ONN (Tun Hussein bin Dato' Onn)
M-Mahathir (Tun Dr. Mahathir bin Mohamad)
A-Abdullah (Tun Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi )
N-Najib (Dato' Seri Mohd Najib bin Tun Haji Abdul Razak)
Will there any more theory after this?
NAJIB theory maybe?
N-Najib
A-?Anwar?.....?
J-
I-
B-
Maybe U will fill in the blank if your initial is in NAJIB theory.hahahah...If so i will the 10th PM. PM Bern.hahahaha...
Got this from a colleague on his last day wishes in our company....Some Memoir....
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The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.
A time when technology can bring this letter to you and hoping you will hit the save button and not the delete.
Dear All,
Kindly please be advise to be extra precaution during the EARTH HOUR event.
Things that might happened during this 1 hour 'purposely and wanted BLACK-out" are as below:
1)higher crime rate, eg: car thievery , house broken, burglar or even murder.
2)higher birth rate for the next 9 month and 10 days
3)other things that u can ever think.
Please do take extra care or preparation during this hour.
I would like to wish all of us "HAPPY EARTH HOUR"!
best regard.
PANGLIMACYBER. Inc.
FULL HOUSE - House Full with Love!!
Sanggupkah anda menghabiskan masa selama 17jam lebih untuk layan sesebuah drama series?
Kalau 17 jam tu di convert menjadi masa bekerja dan dibayar OT, anda telah mendapatkan OT untuk 2 hari.
Tapi untuk sebuah cerita yang bagus, walaupun masa itu emas, cerita itu perlu diberi ruang.
oh, dah layan 2 kali series nie.Sekali time blajar, dan skrang time keje.Tak pernah jemu.
Brings the sweet memories back!
12 episod dah abes, 4 more to go.......AJA AJA.....FIGHTING!!!
VOTE EARTH by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.
Saturday, March 28, 8:30-9:30pm.
28 March 2009?
ada apa? birthday siapa? siapa kena baling tepung?
Tarikh ini bukanlah tarikh hari bumi dijadikan.(ataupun mungkin btul?...Wallahualam).Tapi yang penting hari tersebut adalah hari kita sebagai penghuni Bumi menunjukkan rasa kasih dan sayang kepada bumi kita.
Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, pada hari tersebut kita akan menyambut Hari KASIH SAYANG Bumi.Org puteh kater Earth Hour.Org kita kata Jam Bumi.
Pemanasan Global adalah isu yang besar.Oleh itu jom mainkan peranan kita sebagai penduduk bumi.
Apa yang perlu anda lakukan?
Hanya perlu menutup lampu pada jam 8:30 mlm, 28hb Mac 2009, selama 60 minit. Ada berani?
Tambah skit motivasi....
"Penguasaan ilmu amat penting bagi masa depan seseorang. Janganlah kita perjudikan masa depan anak orang kerana kononnya kita seorang nasionalis yang begitu sayang kepada bahasa kita. Sayang bahasa tidak boleh melebihi sayang bangsa. Mereka yang sayang bangsa mereka ingin lihat bangsa mereka maju, berilmu dan dihormati dunia. Hanya kerana boleh bertuturkata dalam bahasa sendiri tidak akan menjadikan bangsa kita dihormati dan disegani orang."
Here are the rules:
1. Put your music on shuffle. (winamp takder, Ipod lagik la....so pakai VLC je)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS NO CHEATING!
4. Tag others.( wat saper nak)
IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
LUKA SERIBU RINDU - UKAYS
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
TITIAN HASRAT -SAMUDERA
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
OOo Myung -Full house (best crite nie...sountrack kire tak?)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Tapi Bukan Aku - KerisPatih
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
I love You(for sentimental reason) - Nat King Cole
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Kenangan terindah -SAMSONS
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Pahit Akan Manis Akhirnya - UKAYS
WHAT IS 2+2?
Gugurnya Bunga Cinta -Laksamana
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
When I'm Gone -Simple Plan
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A PERSON YOU LIKE?
Dirantai Digelangi Rindu -Exist
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Akan Ku Tunggu - Candy
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Mengenangmu - Kerispatih
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Di Sana Menanti Di Sini Menunggu - UKAYS (erkk?!)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sufi -Damasutra
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Tiada Lagi -Search (apakah?)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Dari Sinar Mata -BPR (skodeng?)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Izinkan Ku pergi - Kaer
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Forever - Full House
WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Bump , Bump , Bump - B2K
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
I Dont Need A Man -Pussy Cat Doll (huh?)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Puisi Cinta - Illusi
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Kekasihku Di Menara - Ukays
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Smell Like Funks - Black Eye Peas( mau mati ka?)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Goyang Inul - Inul (apakah maksud ini? ganas sungguh!)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ingin Mencintai Dan Dicintai - Melly Goeslaw
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Akulah Kekasihmu -AXL
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Umpama Mimpi Dalam Mimpi -Damasutra
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Suci dalam Debu -Iklim
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS?
Sexy , Naughty , Bitchy - Tata Young (tata yang ckp)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Bawa Ku Terbang - The Fabulous Cat
Best Quote ever by Chedet.
"Tetapi tak mengapa. Jika Kerajaan kita umumkan cukai setinggi ini, besok ia boleh dikaji semula. Alhamdulillah. Inilah kelebihan kita."
Dah mcm jutaan tahun tak updet blog.....
macam2 terjadi sejak tak update blog nie..
DALAM NEGERI
- kerajaan Perak dah jd tak tantu hala, semuanya berpunca dari trend pesta lompat si katak lompat.
-2 tol ditutup..(yeahhhh!) tapi naik lak kat 5 tol lain.....(wei NPE jd RM2...gile aper...nak mkn pasir ke?)
-kenaikan tol ditangguh....(nie decision wat memain ke?kesian paklah....org len wat proposal yg gile dier kena tanggung....takper paklah...pasnie rest2 je kat umah...takyah pening pasal bende nie lagik)
DALAM ORGANISASI
-site2 baru dah mula melimpah ruah...yg bestnyer saper2 kuar dpt la extra income...yg tak kuar dok opis pening nak check site arie2....huhuhu (takper rezeki memasing)
-Increment tahun nie takder berita lagi.....dah setahun keje still takuk tu.....loan dah makin meningkat....camne nak atasi kemelut ekonomi di kala ini? Jom Bisnes!
DALAM DIRI
-bulan 12 dah tak lama dah. kalau nak kira2 tinggal lagik 8 bulan je.byk bende tak wat lagik.
-nak kena asah balik mane yg belom diasah(hahaha)
-hanya berdoa semuanyer berjalan lancar dan jaya.AMIN.
DALAM BADAN.
-batuk tak abes2 lagik...dah masuk 3 bulan batuk...("nie bukan batuk nie...ko kena santau", kater seorang opismate)
-makan byk kuar balik pon byk....tp yg herannya tak gak kurus2..(bulimia aneroxia ke?)
-target kurang berat badan 76kg by 1/5(lagik 2 bulan nie)...skrang 83kg. - so pasni FF dan Herbalife la.huhuhuh.
DALAM KELUARGA
-today is my dad birthday,3/3/09!! Mr MD.REJAB, Selamat Hari Lahir ke 53Tahun.Thnx for being a great dad,abah!
Assalamualaikum saudara2 ku seIslam,
Sudah menjadi tanggungjawab kita untuk memelihara dan menjaga kemurnian agama Islam.Walaupun ada antara kita sering lalai dalam menjaga amanah yang diberi Allah ini, tetapi jati diri kita tetap satu.
"Tiada Tuhan disembah Melainkan Allah, Nabi Muhammad(SAW) itu pesuruh-Nya"Namun terdapat segelintir yang mungkin belum mendapat hidayah atau telah digelapkan hatinya dari mendapat hidayah.
Mari bersama-sama kita memboikot blog http://syurga-islam.blogspot.com/
Blog ini telah menyimpang jauh dari agama dan landasan Islam, menghina Nabi Muhammad SAW dan memperlekehkan agama kita.
Cara-Caranya.
1) Klik ke laman blogger ini
- tick di Hate/Violance > Continue
3) Continue
4)Please provide the URL of the blog in question (e.g. http://xxxxx.blogspot.com) *:
- masukan url ini: http://syurga-islam.blogspot.com/
5)Submit.
atau
1) Flag di hujung kanan penjuru web http://syurga-islam.blogspot.com/
2) Tick Hate or violence > continue > continue, Klik SUBMIT
Jalankan tanggungjawab kita sebagai seorang Muslim.Org telah menghina agama kita, perlukah kita hanya berdiam diri?.Inilah antara usaha yang boleh kita lakukan.
"Jika kita tidak mampu menegah dengan tangan, tegahlah dengan lidah, jika tidak mampu, tegahlah dengan hati,.Dan sesungguhnya , itu adalah selemah-lemah iman".
Kenapa anda sibuk?
Kerana anda buat kerja pada minit2 kecederaan....
Kerana anda mudah teralih arah, kate org Bajau "easily distracted"
Kerana tetiba projek datang berduuyun-duyun tanpa mengenal erti lelah.
Kerana anda tidak menghabiskan kerja yg dimulakan sehingga selesai.
Keadaan yang membuatkan anda sibuk atau anda yang membuat diri anda merasa sibuk?
Sehingga pertengahan tahun 2008, ramai rakyat
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Anda boleh dapatkan maklumat lanjut mengenai ClickBank, di sini:
Ingat, ClickBank pernah menutup penyertaan rakyat
Rahsia ClickBank adalah satu jalan yang bagus untuk dimulakan, sesuatu yang saya sarankan dengan penuh kejujuran:
MAKA KAMI, rakyat Malaysia, berikrar akan menumpukan seluruh tenaga dan usaha kami untuk mencapai cita-cita tersebut berdasarkan atas prinsip-prinsip yang berikut :
* KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
* KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
* KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG
* KESOPANAN DAN KESUSILAAN
Namun pada hari ini, ternyata semua adalah lafaz semata-mata.Tiada penghayatan.
Mungkin apa yang berlaku pada negeri Perak pada hari ini, atas provokasi dan mungkin sekali taktik mana2 pihak mahu mencetuskan suasan kurang senang di dalam negara, adalah satu petunjuk yang jelas.
Dimana kita tanpa raja?dimana kita tanpa Sultan di bumi Melayu?.
Ramai sudah menjadi Jebat di luar sana.Bezanya di negeri Perak pula.Sejarah di Melaka telah membuktikan, penderhaka tidak akan menang.
Sepatutnya bagi orang Melayu, kita wajib taat dan patuh pada Sultan, selagi tidak melangkaui batas agama.Sultan lambang Ketuanan Melayu.Kalau Ketuanan ini ditentang oleh orang2 Melayu sendiri, apa yang tinggal pada kita?Kita marah, kita sedih, tapi kita tidak harus menderhaka.Pasti ada jalan lain untuk membetulkan keadaan ini.Yang pastinya bukan jalan yang diambil oleh 'mereka2' ini.
- Kalau nak menurut biar berakal, kalau mengikut biar pintar -
Tgh bosan dan jumpe bende nie kat Blog ohtheaida....so cilok skeet!
Pra-syarat
Copy the letter:
Dear ___, (the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
2. Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below
3. Tag anyone u want!
Answers:
1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
____________________________________________________________________
My Love Letter to U,
Dear Panglimacyber,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn’t match. I think I realized it That night At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on My father .I’m sure you’re Frostbitten enough to understand That Santa doesn’t exist .I’m returning Your memories from the military service to you, but I’ll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your guts Eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail ,
-
tak pernah mengetag dan di tag...so wat la saper nak....kill your time.
cuaca mendung dan ujan je....masih lagik kurang sehat.tmbah demam lagik....pening gak kalau sakit nie....aderh!
1984 - Born in Ipoh Perak. Kalau tak, dah kuar dari perut ibu pada 22/1 di Klinik Desa Kg Buluh Akar,Parit.Tidak berjaya dikeluarkan kerana masih selesa dalam perut ibu atau mungkin mahu dilahirkan di bandar?.Dibawa ke hospital besar kerana takut lemas.Last2 kol 905pm 23January
1984, berjaya gak dikeluarkan oleh sekumpulan doktor pakar dengan cara paksa sbb degil sgt. cara forcep dan vacuum.Keluar2 je dah cam anak alien, kepala kon.huhuh.
1990-Masuk darjah satu.Anak sulong yg pertama dihantar kesekolah oleh parent.Mnegharapkan yg terbaik dari anak mereka.Dipilih oleh chegu kesayangan semasa darjah satu, Cikgu Yati untuk menerajui kelas dengan menjadi ketua darjah untuk pertama kalinya.Tugas pertama, tulis kat atas kertas cara-cara untuk mengucapkan "Selamat Pagi, Cikgu" dan "Good Morning Teacher".cuak juga.
1996-UPSR.dianggap berjaya.Hasil dorongan oleh Chegu2 terbaik SKSA.Cikgu Rubiah terutamanya.Tahniah Chegu!!
1997-Masuk English College.Tangapan pertama terhadap sekolah ini, "tak besh sbb kena speaking+ semua lelaki lak tu..aderh".
1999-PMR-tahniah kepada guru, terutama chegu Zaharah.Menjadi sekolah perdana harian di Johor bahru yang pertama mengalahkan sekolah berasrama penuh dalam pencapaian PMR.
2001-SPM Sains Muar.thnx semua chegu yang komited terhadap didikan kepada muridnya terutama chegu kelas 5 Tekun, Chegu Norafizah.Bravo!!
2002-2007-Multimedia University. Learn how to socialize.Money Making make life suxing!dem!
2008-As fresh grad. Starting fresh job.A good one.
2009(25 years later) - a next steps?new status?maybe.Sunnah kalau kawen umur 25 ni kan?huhuhh....menarik2!
p/s: thnx for all the wishes and blessed.May what U wish come true, for me and for U!
The tonsils are areas of lymphoid tissue on either side of the throat. An infection of the tonsils is called tonsillitis. Most commonly, the term "tonsils" refers to the palatine tonsils that can be seen in the back of the throat.
Like other organs of the lymphatic system, the tonsils act as part of the immune system to help protect against infection. In particular, they are believed to be involved in helping fight off pharyngeal and upper respiratory tract infections. {teruskan bacaan anda...jika mahu ...ada gambar lagik}
so ini la penyakitnya....penyiksaan satu penantian...eh...boleh la labu...
aderh!
ujung minggu yang agak bosan....nak kuar kemana pon tak syiok! batuk merata2.cam nak pecah tenggorokan......aderh!
nak pi klinik dah pi dah smlm...doktor leh tahan cun...kang pi 2-3 kali kang kater nak ngorat lak....biasa la... doktor fresh grad kot....hahaha...
argh....masih bisa.
Minggu lepas kuar jengjalan di Utara Tanah Air.
Aktiviti menarik:
1)bermula dengan lunch di Restoran Daun Pisang di PJ.agak menarik walaupon terpaksa speaking Tamil (yg paham cume Sapdek, Sorru, Po'oh2...hahah) untuk tambah nasik.kari dier mmg terbaik...makan atas daun pisang...kenyang giler!
2)Dinner di Ipoh, mamak je pon jd la.
3)Esoknya,Lunch di Cameron Highland.Tak sempat tgk2 strawbery lak....aderh!
4)Dinner kat Kedah, at friend house, Masakan India.
5)Lunch the next day at Penang.Naik Feri pi sana.Lama dah tak naik feri..huhuh..Sempat mkn cendol pulut lagik.Pusing2 skit n balik KL
6)Balik KL.Mkn megi kat umah.hahaha.
p/s: Bagaimanakah program diet anda?
Ya Allah!! Sebagaimana Engkau Pernah menghantar burung-burung Ababil menghancurkan tentera bergajah Musyrikin, maka kami memohon kepada mu Ya Allah....... Turunkan lah bantuan mu kali ini kepada orang orang Islam di Palestin, hancurkanlah rejim Zionis..amin. …..
(Lalu bacalah surah Al Fil / membayangkan kehancuran tentera Yahudi - dengan Izin Allah)
Surah al fil: "A'lam
untuk bacaan tambahan
http://mullah-akhi.blogspot.com/
http://motokapcai.blogspot.com/2009/01/warkah-buatmu-palestine.html
http://mustikasufi.blogspot.com/2008_12_28_archive.html